From Tiff-

Top 12 reasons why it is probably best that Bush won,
1.) Comedians all over the world have more material to make us laugh.

2.) Nothing scares off bomb wielding religious zealots like a bomb wielding religious zealot!

3.) Bush is on vacation so often that we can successfully pretend that he is not even there.

4.) Bush’s permanent tax cut will lead to extremely interesting “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” episodes.

5.) The hard times ahead will give us all something to brag about living through when we are old. (Bonus: A television news anchor might write a book about us
called “The Even Greater Generation”)

6.) Bush must now reap what he has sowed. (Doesn’t the PLANET-WIDE-HATRED crop look magnificent this harvest season?)

7.) There hasn’t been a good conquest and occupation of several nations in… When was WWII again?

8.) Christians funded art in the Dark Ages. Chances are – with all their newly charged power – they will do it again. Praise Jesus!

9.) Jesus may well return to attend Bush’s inauguration. The Lord is a Bush family friend, and is itching to bitch slap the president for calling 7 times a day.

10.) If 50% of the nation is going to be disgruntled, isn’t it better that it’s the smarter half. AK47s are legal now and Bush swept in the educationally-challenged states.

11.) A more unified Supreme Court! WOOOOOOO HOOOOO

12.) Vote for Bush, he should be made to clean up his OWN mess!